Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve (Humor)

  • 10. God worried that Adam would get lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn’t ask for directions.
  • 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the t.v. remote (it has been concluded that men don’t want to see what’s ON TV, they want to see what ELSE is on)
  • 8. God knew Adam would never make a doctor appt.
  • 7. God knew that when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he would never buy himself a new one.
  • 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
  • 5. God wanted man to be fruitfulan d multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle the labor pains of childbirth.
  • 4. As “keeper of the garden”, Adam would need help finding the garden tools.
  • 3. Adam needed someone else to blame the “apple” incident on, and for anything else that was really his fault.
  • 2. As the Bible says Its not good for man to be alone.
  • And for the #1 reason of all (Tada…drumroll please) God stepped back looked at Adam and said I can do better than that.

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