Contact Me As the artist behind the Girls Can't WHAT? designs, I wear many hats. In order to guard my creative time, I've designed the following form to help determine the best way to help with your request. How can I help you?*I need help with an orderI want to request a new Girls Can't WHAT? designI'm a fan and I have a comment/questionI want to use one of your Girls Can't WHAT? imagesI'm looking to promote my blog/book/movie/web site, etc.I want to submit a guest postI want to advertise on your siteI want to help you get a #1 Google RankingI want to marry youFor assistance with your order...Girls Can't WHAT? products are sold through a variety of different printing companies. All returns and exchanges are subject to the policies of each business. Please contact the company listed on your receipt for assistance with your order.If you need help placing an order, please click on "I'm a fan..." from the above choices to submit your question. Thanks!Yes - I can help you do that!I love to help people promote themselves and products that fit with the theme of this site!To tell us about yourself or your promotion, please visit the Share Your Story section to submit your information for publication.I look forward to hearing from you!Let me save you some time...I'm a freelance web developer and I know how to play the SEO game. This site already maintains several #1 Google rankings.If I need to improve my SEO, I already know how to do that. Thanks.Awesome - I'd love to hear from you!Name* First Last Email* Subject Line*Your comment or question*Be Our Guest!We love guest posts! All submissions must be approved before they are published and you will receive an email notification when your article has been posted to the site. Please be sure your topic is relevant to the Girls Can't WHAT? theme and submit it through our online form. Be sure to add your by-line and any relevant links back to your site or social network. Sorry - I'm not available.For the love of humanity, please stop Googling for "girls" on the Internet and landing on my site. Clean yourself up, get a job and get to know a few people. You'll find someone eventually.It just won't be me.FYI: I get about a dozen or more of these "mail order bride" requests every week. They are somewhat amusing, but mostly annoying.Believe it or not, I don't accept adsYes, it's true. I don't allow advertising on my site. Not even from Google. Women are bombarded with media from everywhere and I am choosing not to contribute to the deluge by putting banners and ads on my site.And because I cannot endorse every product or service that might display in the ad, I’d rather not participate. If I won’t click on the ad, why would I want my readers to click on it? The only ads you will find are for Girls Can't WHAT? products, the sales from which pay for the server space and help other women achieve their personal dreams. HOWEVER - if you have something worth promoting that you think Girls Can't WHAT? readers will enjoy, I'd love to have you tell us about it in the Share Your Story section. You can click here to send in your submission for review.I love new ideas!New designs are always in the works and I'd love to hear what you've got in mind.Send me your request below and I'll add it to my list of new Girls Can't WHAT? designs.Name* First Last Email* Describe your design idea*Thanks for asking!I'm pretty relaxed about letting others use my artwork on their web sites, social media and print materials.However, the Girls Can't WHAT? designs are trademarked which means you really need to have my express permission to use the design.Lucky for you, I've set up this handy dandy artwork request form so you can be granted legal permission from yours truly.Click here to make your request. This iframe contains the logic required to handle Ajax powered Gravity Forms.