One-Liners (Humor)

  • I’m out of estrogen…and I have a gun!
  • Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
  • A woman is like a tea bag…you don’t know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
  • Why are men put in charge of ships in an ocean, satellites in outer space, and tanks in the desert, but they can’t seem to find the ketchup bottle in the refrigerator?

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